Yo, gonna scrap this blog after I get discharged from my asylum (3 to 6 months). Half my incoming messages aren’t very nice so I can lighten the load if I erase this thing. ‘Sides, I got a haircut.

Thank you to the loyal and non-hate sending users of tumblr and your tolerance of my shenanigans.

((Shhhhh children, no more fighting. It’s all good under the rainbow. But anon, if you read back I don’t know… like ONE POST, you’ll see that I’m recovering from a hand injury and when I start back up, I will have MAKE UP SPONGES, you know… FOR BETTER QUALITY.))

((Woah man, stop the fucking presses. Attention everyone: Though this was mentioned before, anon has gladly reiterated the obvious. Thank.))

Calm yourself good follower. My hand is broken and my wig has not yet arrived. But you can entertain yourself with my main blog for the time being.

Here’s the thing, this thing says publish and I have no idea what blog this is gonna post on so yup…

Hello my lovely followers. So here’s the thang,

IM STILL ON HIATUS.

BUT

This blog will finally get some quality.

• getting a wig
• getting make up sponges
• and potentially a cosplay buddy (Simon)
• there may be increased DirkJake

Also:

Mister Makara will be going to AkiCon in Washington for ALL THREE DAYS.

Friday:

Morning- (4Chords) Grumpy morning Gamzee, complete with grumpy face, #1 subjuggulator coffee cup, ducky robe, and Winnie the Pooh sleepy shoes.

Afternoon- (4Chords) Fancy Gam: Tie, suspenders, tucked in dress shirt, dress pants, sock garters, THE WHOLE SHABANG. Also, there will be fake flowers.

Saturday:

All Day: *new persona* It’s a surprise.

Sunday:

All day: (4Chords) Regular Gamzee, with guitar. (Will play nyan cat, Tobuscus theme, and Leaves from the Vine.)

rogueofwrath:

So now that I’m out of Fairfax, you’d think I’d go back to running this place. Yeah I would actually but while I was there, I punched a wall and broke my hand. Then I found out I tilted the tip of the bone and need surgery. So I’ll be on hiatus till it heals up.

I don’t even know anymore. It was ORIGINALLY 4 Chords shits and giggles but then I started making references to the actual story. So let’s go with…  an AU in which Gamzee lives an alternate 4 Chords universe but has canon dreams and likes to break the fourth wall alot but doesn’t notice because he’s either too stupid or too shit faced. Oh and he sleeps around because c’mon, I’m fucking sexy as hell.

We’ll call it BucketStuck because

Time for Fin to admit his self conscious issues.

Ok, no honestly, I’m quite surprised you guys haven’t made a make up comment. Maybe I was lucky enough to have smart followers to notice I mentioned it’s bs because I’m bs. Hehehehe, stop Fin. But I will assure you, I am going to get make up sponges soon. And I apologize for the lack of updates. So have a thing.

ErIdaN, i ThOuGhT wE aGrEeD tO nEvEr TaLk AbOuT tHiS iNsTaNt In TiMe EvEr AgAiN… bUt FiNe.

~~~~Wavy Flashback Lines OOOOH~~~~

ZzZ zZz ZzZ hOnK

AwE sHiT bRo. LaSt NiGhT mUsT hAvE bEeN aWeSoMe If My HaIr LoOkS tHiS fUcKeD uP.

Yo WhAt ThE fUcK? cMoN hAnDs. StOp YoUr ShEnAnIgAnS. i HaVe To FiX mY hAiR.

ThE rEd FuCkInG tApE. iTs AlWaYs ThE rEd OnE…

THERE. ThAts ThE lAsT tImE i EvEr GeT sTuCk In AnYtHiNg KaRkAt ReLaTeD.

WHAT.

WhY aReNt ThEsE pIeCeS oF nEcK aTtIrE aRoUnD mInE?

WhAt Is ThI-

Gam, get your hands off of my scarf. Hipster god forbid you get any more stains on it.

NOPE.

WhAt NoW?

A bAg Of A bAg Of DiCe?

Oh FuCk EvErYtHiNg RiDiCuLoUs, DoNt TeLl M-

OFCOURSE.

Wwell Gam, I hope you call me la-

NOPE. BOTH OF YOU. OUT.

But you wouldn’t hit a gr8 person like me, right?

I WONT HIT YOU BUT ILL SURE AS HELL PUSH YOU.

((An AU of an AU in which Gamzee is a drunk slut.))

YeAh Ok BuT

WhAt AbOuT tHe OtHeR oNe?